Somebody Broke The First Two Rules

Don't Talk About Fight Club!

I Salute This Man

He deserves everyones respect.

I Thought Everyone Wanted Universal Health Care

Democrats told me Americans want Universal Health Care. Last I checked I was American, but did not want UHC. Turns out I am in the majority. WEIRD!

It Is My Favorite Time of the Year

Time to predict how bad hurricane season is going to be. Shocker! They think it will be well above average again. What an awesome job. You can say anything and not have to worry if you are wrong.

To Slow Down Global Warming

Tax the people! There is nothing better than a theory being used to by the government to control the masses.

Government Low On Money? Tax the Rich

Do not even think about cutting jobs or lowering wages. No no no. Tax those wealthy bastards.